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Mens Sock- Meeting is Bullshit

The only good thing about this meeting is that it matches your socks. Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

$12.25

Ringmaster of the Shit Show Crew Socks

Sometimes the Ringmaster doesn't get the credit she deserves. Sometimes the attention goes to all the stuff that's going on around her - the leaping, the twirling, the fire-breathing, that...

$10.50

I'm Not Bossy- I'm the boss, Crew Socks

Great ladies have said it, now great ladies can wear it. Aspiring great ladies are also welcome. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

$10.50

Crew Sock Mother Fucking Girl Power

#YesAllWomenShouldBeRockingTheseSocks Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

$10.50

Carpe The F*Ck out of this Diem, Men's sock

Blue is the color of the sky, in the mornin' when we rise. It's also the color of the best damn day-making socks in the whole wide world. Now for...

$11.95
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Mens Sock- Golf Socks

These socks are a hole-in-one! Ok, that was too easy. Look, I know very little about golf, but I know that there's a lot of beer involved. And when you're...

$12.25

It's a beautiful day crew sock

Just in case you need a reminder. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spandex.  

$10.50
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Mens Sock- Fuck This Shit

I know you're thinking: Why would a classy, well-dressed lumberjack such as yourself use that ugly, undignified word? Because sometimes you just need a "Fuck," that's why. Men's shoe size...

$11.95

I gave a fuck, once. Women's crew sock

There was a time, way back before, in the olden days, at which I cared. A little, not a lot. Never did I ever give TWO Fucks. That's too far!...

$10.50

I'm gonna get shit done. Later. Women's crew sock

Uggghhhhhhhh. I can't write this web description right nowwwwwww. Maybe later. Probably later. For sure, later. Just remind me, will you? Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton, 46% nylon...

$10.50
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I hate everyone crew socks

If there's one thing we can all, in a big happy, bear-hugging group, believe in, it's this. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cottom, 47% nylon and 3% spandex.

$10.50
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F*ck this shit, Women's crew sock

You know exactly who you're going to buy these socks for (besides a pair for you too, of course). It's for the sassy, smart someone who doesn't mind lifting up...

$10.50

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