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Socks! for Guys and Gals

Ankle Sock- Special Unicorn

Everyone's a special unicorn in their own special way. But you're probably the most special, so you get the special socks. Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% combed cotton, 41% nylon...

$10.50

Mens Sock- Meeting is Bullshit

The only good thing about this meeting is that it matches your socks. Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

$12.25

Ringmaster of the Shit Show Crew Socks

Sometimes the Ringmaster doesn't get the credit she deserves. Sometimes the attention goes to all the stuff that's going on around her - the leaping, the twirling, the fire-breathing, that...

$10.50

I'm Not Bossy- I'm the boss, Crew Socks

Great ladies have said it, now great ladies can wear it. Aspiring great ladies are also welcome. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

$10.50

Shitting Rainbows Kind of Day- Women's Socks

Holy crapola! Today is the best! THE BEST. I can't even think of a better way to have a day! Women's shoe size 5-10. 54% combed cotton; 44% nylon; 2%...

$10.50

Patience Yeah No Crew Socks

The great thing about the girl on this sock is that she doesn't care (at all) about being impatient. In fact, the only thing she IS patient about is her...

$10.50

Listening with my Butt- Mens Socks

Every time I see these socks, I LOL. Every time he sees these socks, he'll LOL. And every time he goes to a pal's house and takes off his shoes,...

$12.25
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Mens Sock- Mr. Fixit

When I first met my now-husband, my father asked me again and again: "Is he handy?" Again and again, I replied with a enthusiastic "YEP!" That was totally, absolutely, undeniably...

$11.95
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Crew Sock Mother Fucking Girl Power

#YesAllWomenShouldBeRockingTheseSocks Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

$10.50

Carpe The F*Ck out of this Diem, Men's sock

Blue is the color of the sky, in the mornin' when we rise. It's also the color of the best damn day-making socks in the whole wide world. Now for...

$11.95

Mens Sock- Let Her Win

If you do nothing else for your boyfriend/husband/best friend/son, let it be imparting the three most important words in the English language when all strung together. He'll thank you later....

$11.95

Mens Sock- Golf Socks

These socks are a hole-in-one! Ok, that was too easy. Look, I know very little about golf, but I know that there's a lot of beer involved. And when you're...

$12.25

Mens Sock- Mr. Perfect

Everyone's Mr. Perfect looks a little different. But EVERYONE'S Mr. Perfect can balance a glass of wine on his foot. Men's shoe size 7-12. 52% combed cotton; 45% nylon; 3%...

$11.95
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It's a beautiful day crew sock

Just in case you need a reminder. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spandex.  

$10.50

Mens Sock- Fuck This Shit

I know you're thinking: Why would a classy, well-dressed lumberjack such as yourself use that ugly, undignified word? Because sometimes you just need a "Fuck," that's why. Men's shoe size...

$11.95

Mens Sock- It's A Beautiful Day

Loooook into my aaaaaankle, covered in fragmented, hypnotizing color. Ok, now stop staring and go do something worthwhile with your day. Jeez! Men's shoe size 7-12. 51% combed cotton; 47%...

$11.95
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Mens Sock- I Don't Care

Your boss doesn't need to know, your mom doesn't need to know, your girlfriend doesn't need to know. But let's face it, your girlfriend does know. She knows everything. Men's...

$11.95

I gave a fuck, once. Women's crew sock

There was a time, way back before, in the olden days, at which I cared. A little, not a lot. Never did I ever give TWO Fucks. That's too far!...

$10.50

I'm gonna get shit done. Later. Women's crew sock

Uggghhhhhhhh. I can't write this web description right nowwwwwww. Maybe later. Probably later. For sure, later. Just remind me, will you? Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton, 46% nylon...

$10.50

My favorite salad crew socks

Do you prefer your salad with stems or without? Full-bodied with notes of cherry or light and effervescent? Personally, I like my salad with a smooth side of soft combed...

$10.50
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